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rouxx:

what did chris evans see to make him make this face

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wolframalpha:

Just how much Jazzercise would it take to shake off the calories from 100 Taco Bell tacos? http://wolfr.am/1kjq1rK 

wolframalpha:

Just how much Jazzercise would it take to shake off the calories from 100 Taco Bell tacos?

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pleatedjeans:

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Anonymous said: You're a huge fucking loser nerd

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guyfsmiley said: if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?

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staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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foxnewsofficial:

stop being too cool to enjoy things

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tyratexas:

Goodnight ladies.

tyratexas:

Goodnight ladies.

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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  • me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
  • me: *takes a shower*
  • me: *gets into clean pajamas*
  • me: summertime
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xfadedlovex:

Thats how i am with you and how you are with me… I admit it. I love you. on We Heart It.

xfadedlovex:

Thats how i am with you and how you are with me… I admit it. I love you. on We Heart It.

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